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How to Kill yourself?

*PONDER* Pause. by drinking too much coffee!!!

 

Facts of the day 

  1. More than four to seven cups of the coffee can make u sick
  2. Symptoms include fever, dizziness, vomiting and breathlessness
  3. Severe overdose can cause fatal heart palpitations

I was reading newpaper talking abt this gal, 17 years old Jasmine Willis. She was tired and drunk 7cups of double espresso! WHAM BANG! She is totally HIGH! She ended up laughing and crying while serving customer in the restaurant she's wking @. Drug addict! New thrill for u to get high on! :p (Pls la..don't try la! Pls la..dun take drug la). She was gasping for air. then feeling sick. Then getting depressed. then drenched. Then Burning up and hyperventilating. Her heart was beating so fast and goes into shock!

Anyway, she was taken to hospital and found to be overdose of caffeine.

Well, the after effect… her caffeine runs out and she goes flat. Exhausted for days afterwards. Guess whether she gonna take coffee every again?

NAH! .. Fat chance!!

“I didn't realise that could happen to you so I hope other people can learn from my mistake.” 




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