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What do u get? Singapore Top Blogger + Malaysia Top Blogger = ?

Double dosage of outrageous laughter!! I'm like laughing my ass off!!

For those Ku Ku chicken pies out there who doesn't know who is Top nation blogger …
- Singapore - Who else? Chicken Pie Blogger la… Xiaxue
- Malaysia - Who else? Steven Lim's First Album Producer, Kenny KorKor

First & ONLY Track in his new album

 

Can U spot it? Look Harder!

No? Look @ the first prize and the second price!!!! Same number!!! I'm freaking RICH!!!!

Or rather i wish. Anyone lucky birdie out there who bought this number? Do share yr good fortune with me? Email me @ xiagamxue@hotmail.com. 

hee hee .. i luv gossips especially celebrity (juiciest) gossips!

“FIONA XIE likes to throw bombastic words @u. 'll be like, 'Eh! why does she know so many bombastic words? Maybe she does spelling bees'. She's quite smart girl. In a way, I must give it to her for being really thick skinned. I know she knows some pple don't like her but she will still be nice to them and say, 'Hi, how are u?'” ~ An industry insider

“Aiyoh, FIONA XIE always has so many patterns. One day she'll say she doesn't want to work anymore, another day she says she wants to run away. And her mood swings! She'll act cute, act tao [Hokkien for 'proud'] - all depending on her mood.” ~ A fellow industry insider

Hmm.. FIONA xie ain't that popular among her colleagues or co-workers hor. I heard her boobs are fake (some dresser helping out in the high class boutique leaked it out - HEAVILY PADDED. No, no opportunity to catch the brand). Oh another gossip, she is known to hook golden tortoise (rich guys la). Apparently, her main goal in life. Well, up to u all to judge. Cause ladies, i don't know her @ all

Tips to share - How to hook Golden Tortoise

1. Get fake boobs (padded will do)
2. Use bombastic words (like “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”)
3. Act Cute (puppy look)
4. Act Tao to shake off those literally POOR loser  (why waste time on them right?)

Seen this pix b4? Ya is for some drama for Channel 8. Ready to hear more? *I need more positive reaction fr u people!!!*

She told the media she wore 2 (two) bikini tops to prevent it from indecent exposure. NAH! haha akekeee hahaa … WHY? Scared her silicon padding dropped out in the middle of Orchard Road la! Talking about indecent exposure.

Oh b4 i got carried away … FIONA XIE's responded to the two malice comments above

” I nvr mix business with pleasure - that's why I don't hang out with the people in the industry. I don't like to complicate my life. I don't have much time with my own friends so i prefer to meet up with them. I'm not interested in playing games. I don't think too deeply what people think of me. Why wrack my brain over something I can't control (XGX: No brain how to think? No brainer)? We're all here to do our jobs. I respect the people I work with and they are entitled to their own opinions. Uf you're too friendly, you're seen as fake (XGM: the boobs are fake!! :]). If u're too quiet, y're tao. It' a never-ending cycle. Every1 is human and I've got my own issues to handle. As long as I'm not rude, I think it's fair enough. And to be honest, I've alway wanted to quit. Why (XGX: because haven't find a suitable golden tortoise yet) do i stay? It's pure economics. I've a family too. I wish people would just give us a break.”

Sibeh long xia! U people should be grateful that i bother to type it out!! Cause i got my own things to do also leh. Wish u people would give me a break! HMPF :p Actually being a celebrity not easy hor, things like fake boob issue, people (like me) make gossip out of it. Haa. Sorry lady! But i got to admit la.. u act cute too much… become er xin.

Damn Damn Damn! I meant to blog about it few weeks ago. I saw this guy (ok basically my work place has 10:0 men to women) so familar, juz couldn't figure out who is he!!!! Then I caught the most incredible (it was in the dark but somehow i figure that out) thing happened, he was french kissing with another guy (or look like i a guy, i hope)! *KABOO* Bloody hell! It then strike my mind … Channel news asia anchorman - Timothy Goh! I was devastated. CRUSH. 

It makes me wonder … how many damn guys are straight? Reli straight men who honk after FEMALES not shemales, males & etc (go figure out). How many cover-ups marriages r there? Singapore are getting liberal or wat!

U know i saw another “celebrity”, the chinese male judge for The Dance Floor (ring a bell boh?) I think his name is George something. Anyway, he is with 2 Ang Mos and 1 chinese guys (i'm not discriminating against homosexual @all k), nothing wrong right? A group of buddies probably having a drink or two. No People! The way they dress the way they talk .. u get the pix now? Totally salah. I'm devastated once again. All the gorgeous men on earth are either straight but married (like Allan Wu) and not straight. F!

By the way, i saw Timonthy Goh and George in Tanjong Pagar (ahem). Now u get what i mean? How can u blame me for having the tots right? 

Hey people u hear it first from MOI again!

Christopher Lee was sentenced to 4 weeks jail term. Pity him & mostly my sympathy goes to Fann Wong. How uncool to have a jailbird as a bf. Hmm .. maybe not. Prison Break glamorized jailbirds … wow! Like Wentworth Miller *SCREAM with estacy*

 

Hey you now … Benedict Goh, remember that idiot who can't act for nuts?His expression for Joy, Sad, Shock & Tear … all the same facial expression. LOL. HE IS CAUGHT for drunk driving too. Their managers are busy trying to glam up drunk driving I bet. Drunk Driving is cool and hip! yo yo yo! Anyway, he is more jialat than Christopher Lee, he was charged with 2 drunk driving offenses (who say u r famous can get guilt off ah?). Somemore, he LIED! Stating that his friend is driving the car instead of him. He really siow liao man! Caught twice (i'm laughing my balls out). How can one be so arrogant? Caught once and try to be smart again! HE MUST BE SCREAMING “I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK XIA!”. To xiaxue, u see now why u should cross the road carefully now?

If u can't remember him (who will right). See this

(rip it off from Mr Brown. I must say Mr Brown is 1 true blue blogger i salute him for his talent & balls) 

Back to the topic, My Queen of fashion, Paris Hilton was caught for Drunk Driving too! Oh man! Drunk Driving is cool and fashionable! Yeah baby! Slap me (with fine & jail term)! Ermm .. she jailed for 45 days. It gonna be tough for my queen! *PROTEST*! Read more abt it below.

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