I got it fr somewhere
Thought it was pretty cool
When you are sad– I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue– I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile– I will know you finally got “pleasure”.
When you are scared– I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused– I will use little words.
When you are sick–Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall– I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath…..I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask; “
because you are my friend”
Rib it off from someone's testimonial 
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