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Naked or Nude?

Can u tell me something about this picture?



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BLOG FIGHT - Xiaxue vs Dawn Yang

My blog princess, Xiaxue won the fight (w/o a struggle) effortless! See the result.


DING DING DING! ROUND 1. XIAXUE WON!




Disney Porn - Mickey Ain’t Happy About It

I was disgusted when I came across the SINFUL COMICS. How distasteful they have done to poor Keira Knightley. The rated comic of Keira Knightly having sex with Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Totally GROSS OUT.

Hopefully Disney will take legal action against them and sue them off their pant! Serve them right for taking the pant off Keira Knightley! I shall not encourage the SINFUL COMICS by putting up their link here.

separate note : i bet mickey ain't turn on by it.

Here's the original movie poster




Seriously Doubtful

 Date:      localDateTimewithTimezone(”3/14/2007 9:34 PM”,”timetag1″,”SG”); Thursday, 15 March, 2007 1:34 PM
Subject:     FW: Pass this on [FRIENDSTER IS CLOSING SOON]
Message:     RIENDSTER IS CLOSING SOON!!!!!from Mr. Allen Smith (Manager of Friendster)

Friendster system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Friendster members, we will delete your account.

WARNING!
We want to find out which users are actually usingtheir Friendster accounts. So if you are using youraccount, please pass this e-mail to every Friendster user that you can.IF YOU DO NOT PASS this letter to anyone. we will delete your account.

Seriously, I'm very doubtful of such email. I mean I know Friendster will able to track if you've not logged in for a bloody long time. But I nvr can figure out WHAT IS THE PURPOSE FOR THE ABOVE? Common, such a big organisation wants to find out the actual users who are really using Friendster account??? And the main point is WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO DELETE YOUR DAMN ACCOUNT FOR?




Dummy Guidebook to acting from Fann Wong

I was never a fan of Fann Wong till i catch her new movie during the CNY period. Damn she's good! She can swear pretty well (can match xiaxue's standard k). I must say for her age… she maintain well (check out her figure - lost out to Fiona Xie la. How to fight?)

Fann give us a few tips on acting (Cherish it & take it seriously): 

BEST TIP OF ALL: How to act retarded

Good hor … she can act so well! Totally impressed xia. She deserved all the Star Awards she don't know how countless lost track of the trophies she won.




WARNING! Think you can hide, think again!

Singaporean, hear me loud & clear! Don't u ever know by now? That we are a FINE CITY!! Dun play play k. One of the silly resident who decided to test our government's patience and endurance by declaring “Toa Payoh Hit by Bomb Attacks”! Ahem … this guy definitely never read newspaper or watch any news before. Well, in this case, he thought he is pretty smart to hide behind a fake identity and tapped on his neighbour's wireless network BUT he never thought that the government is way too smarter than him. So he got caught la. You know what he said after being caught? “Ah! I was sleepless and bored” Typical youngster. Bo Hoh Sey! Wake Up! Do something more productive!!! Like sleeping? 

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WARNING FROM HARDWARE ZONE 

Dear all,

We've been observing several unethical behaviors from some members in specific forums.

While the majority of our members are genuinely discussing about relevant issues, there are 'black sheep' within the community that stir up unwanted troubles.

Please note that while we want to maintain a degree of freedom in our forums, we do not tolerate people who abuse this such as but not limited to insulting users' parents, trolling, flaming with similar nicks.

In the recent case of bomb hoax, we have cooperated with the legal authorities to reveal critical information such as IP addresses and time of posting.

With these information, we can track down who you are even if you have put in fictitious particulars during member registration.

Several legal authorities are constantly in communications with us on such unwanted behaviors in our forums. For people who intentionally abuse this freedom, we will not hesitate to reveal your online footprints to the authorities.

We hope this is a final warning to members who belong to this group.

Think you can hide, think again?

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To: Jesslyn Chia Limin (My Dearest Wife),

I meant to blog abt this earlier. Wah lao .. Friday I was looking for a job in the newpaper CATS FASTADS. This particular ad caught my attention! Wah biang! This fellow by the name of Eric Ong Kim Leong aka the Hubby advertised an apology letter to his wife. U know how men can be .. never realised how beautiful and caring the wife is till they lost them. Then they realised oh how they are not being caring and concerned… blah blah blah … HE CONFESSED!!! He he .. he loved his basketball more than her!!! For 6 years he then realised the hurt the disappointment the anger the loneliness she went through. OMG! What a man!

Lastly towards his letter, he asked for forgiveness and told her the same promise they made during their wedding vow… he will love her and protect her forever. How sad.

 

sigh. 



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